Todos al diván con Huergo III: Huergo reloaded (or Bohemian Rhapsody ripoff)

(viene de acá)



No lo puedo creer, Huergo, sos un traidor. Me cleteaste!









No, tía! Eso jamás!













Pero Huergo... vos eras mi amigo!








Ya see? I told ya i was your only and best friend-counselor-spiritual guide! KILL HIM! LET THIS STATUE'S BLOOD BE THE RUG TO THIS INSIPID FIUBA'S STAIRS!









Yo... Yo... No sé que hacer...











Recuerda quien eres...











¿Mufasa?










No, Lilita Carrió en tanga. Sí, soy Mufasa.











Brrrggghhhhhaaaaarrrrgggg!!!!! Lilita en tangaaa nooooooooooo!!!












Shock! Shock!












Tíaaaa!!!












Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I'm seeing birds, this is a scape from reality...











Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!!!










I'm just a poor girl, i need no sympathy, because I'm easy come, easy go, a little high, little low, anyway the wind blows, nothing really matters to me... Mufasaaaa, ya killed my brain, put an image in my mind, it was horrible, now i'll die...











Tía, Fiuba has just begun! You can't go and throw your credits all away!













Tía!! Ohhhh! Didn't mean to make you die!










If I'm not back again this time tomorrow, carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...











It's not late, you're time is not... Send someone to a market, buy Blem, the orange one...












Goodbye, everybody, i've got to go, gotta leave you all behind and face the truth (Huergo botón!)












Tía ooohhh no, you cannot die, I sometimes wish I'd never been made at all...











I see a little silhouetto of a man, Strangelove, Strangelove, will you do the fandango... Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me...










Tiacosas, tiacosas, tiacosas, tiacosas figaro, magnifico











But I'm just a poor girl and nobody loves me











You're not a poor girl from a poor family, leaving you to die would be a monstruosity,












Easy come easy go, will you let me go...













Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go












LET HER GO










Bismillah! we will not let you go











LET HER GO










Bismillah! we will not let you go












LET HER GO













Will not let you go (suffer, suffer, sufffffffferrrr)















Let me go











Will not let you go












Let me go













No













No













No












No















No













No














NOOOOO!


















Huergo, Strangelove, Oh Mufasa let me go. Beelzebub has a fascist pigeon put aside for me, for me, for me...











So you think you can leave me and say i'm traitor













So you think you can love me and HIDE YOUR COINS (tomáaaaaaaa)










Oh tía! Can't say this to me, tía. Just gotta remember, just gotta get rid of your doubts... Nothing really matters. Anyone can see? Nothing really matters... Nothing really matters but your friendship to me...











And peronism...





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Estúpido y sensual Blem Naranja...

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